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GUY FINDS PORN GAME FROM THE 80S ON A MAC HE BOUGHT





Redittor user wowbowwow recently bought a Mac from the stone age on Craiglist.

The Macintosh SE was a model back in the 1980s before Apple ruled the world. Why did he buy it? Something to do with an Ethernet card. I don't know what that is but here's his explanation:

"That Ethernet card is what caught my eye when I saw the Craigslist ad - they're pretty unusual for this model. The seller had provided pics of it booting recently, but when he set it back up to show me when I came to buy it, he was dismayed to find that it wouldn't boot anymore, and only sat there asking for a boot floppy. He also said something odd: "And listen, wowbobwow, I know this will sound like I'm crazy, but... when it turned on, it talked to me. Really." Ooookay, buddy..."

Anyway, eventually the guy got the computer working and he found out that the computer did actually talk.

"A tiny animated moose(!) that randomly pops on screen and talks(!!) in a Steven Hawking-type voice from the Mac speaker, saying random silly things," reads the caption on one picture. "The old guy who gave me this Mac wasn't crazy after all."

After scrambling around on the computer some more he stumbled upon some super retro porn inside a folder called 'America Online'. Of course, 'America Online' is a title meant to throw people off the trail like 'look I'm definitely not a porn folder'.

But indeed it was porn. The game, titled MacPlayMate is a choose-your-own-path, weird sex adventure.

Basically, you choose what you make this girl do. 

 


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